Saturday, December 20, 2014

~The New Nick Is No Dick~

Transmission 9614

Anti-ballistic ground to sleigh missiles, elves gone postal, tainted milk, evil dictators demanding that The Christmas Story 24 Hour Marathon be reduced to an edited two-day mini-series to air in July or compromising recordings of Mrs. Claus and Rudolf will be exposed (ooo Rudy baby, that red nose) - Santa needed to either hand the whole operation over to his over-anxious son, Nick Jr. or evolve just to survive! SC 2014 is sexy, tough and hard - he's not tolerating any more shit! But under all the sinewy muscle, bullet-proof armour and bad-ass visage still beats the heart of a lovable, jolly fellow that always comes through with both good-will and good goods! It all starts with Soul Santa Orchestra, Gary Walker and James Brown, then we check out what old-school sounds are in our favorite Saint's brand new bag!

Punchbags with Talking Heads, Fujia & Miyagi, Colourbox, The Bees, Mary Wells and Warren Zevon.

Hot Rods with John's Children, John Fogerty with Brad Paisley, Jeff Beck and Johnny Taylor.

I Spy gear with The Untouchables, Was (Not Was) and Blue Oyster Cult!

...and some therapy from Soupy Sales, an acknowledged expert on problem wives!

T9614 is a mb 320k mp3 1:00:00 in length nade loud to be played louder!

"he's given up the cookies and slimming down"


Very scary!

Keep it in your sock, boy!

When asked about the rumors regarding Rudolph's other lesser publicised
genetic wonders 
Mrs. Claus broke into a wide-smile and breathlessly recalled ......!

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